Coaster Calendar

I thought I'd share one of my scrapbooking creations:  a photo coaster calendar.  It's so darn cute and a fun addition to a desk or table.  I made it from a kit and then included some pictures for Matt to clip on each coaster.  He now has it on his desk and hopefully it brings a smile to his face...when he's not working on TPS reports.  (I know he doesn't do TPS reports, but we LOVE Office Space and I couldn't resist!)  I sent these pictures to the fandamily and asked if anyone wanted me to make them some.  Absolutely no takers.  Not even one single comment about them.  I'm beginning to believe again that I'm adopted and nobody likes me and/or my taste.  I was planning to give these as Christmas gifts.  Oh well...I guess that now I have more time to enjoy the pool and scrapbooking. 

It's hard to believe that Keaton used to be chunky (or that he used to let us call him Honey Bunny)!

The kit I used included this handy, dandy book to hold all the coasters. I decorated it myself though! 
(I can't ever have anything plain...unless it's toast.  Seriously.  I don't put butter or jelly on my toast...I eat it plain.  Weird, I know, but it's what I do.)

I made envelope pockets for the back of each coaster to store pics so Matt could change his view a few times each month. 

Red Feet

I've been tracing our family history and have been told I'm a descendant of the Blackfoot Indian tribe.  But, I'm thinking it should be more like the Redfoot tribe.  Yesterday morning was FINALLY cool enough for us to sit outside and enjoy the morning on the deck.  Since I can't ever sit and relax unless everything is clean, I rinsed off the deck first and then enjoyed breakfast and the Sunday paper outside.  Before coming into the house, I wiped my wet feet on the rug and discovered the dye from the rug was now on my feet.  Before I crawled into the shower...literally, so the dye wouldn't get on the carpet...I had Matt take a picture of my feet.  I'm still researching my family roots and will now be checking for any long-lost relatives of the Redfoot people.

Chubs

This is Chubs.  He's our friendly little squirrel that eats and eats and eats most of the bird food from our bird feeder...hence, the name "Chubs".  He's a friendly little guy who doesn't seem afraid of me.  We met a couple of months ago when I was sitting at the dining room table and he walked right up to the patio screen door and put his little paw on the screen, as if to see if he could come inside.  I was in the middle of painting and just told him no and he just turned around and walked away.  I'm not sure, but he may have even shrugged at me as he turned and walked away.  He's come up to the door a few times since then to check and see what's going on inside the house.  (I think he's hot and wants to come inside to enjoy the air conditioning.)  I say hi to Chubs and talk to him while I'm doing the dishes.  He comes a little closer to me each time I'm outside.  If I sit at the patio table, he'll venture up to the pond for a drink...about five feet from where I'm sitting.  I talk to him and he actually just sits and looks at me, like he's trying to figure out what I'm saying.  He's so cute!  Matt and Keaton think I'm crazy to have named him, to talk to him...and especially to take pictures of him.  Just wait until they come home from work one day and find Chubs wearing a collar and leash.  ;-) 

Chicken Boy

Cyrus has many names:  Sir Cyrus, Cy, Puppy Boy, Cy-Cy, Shmoopie, Pookie...and Chicken Boy.  Last night's fireworks definitely made for a long night with Chicken Boy.  The shaking, digging, and panting began about 5 p.m. when people started lighting fireworks.  Cyrus hid in our bedroom for a while and we were able to coax him out a few times...until there was another explosion and he ran right back to hide in the bedroom.  I went outside to collect the towels and bathing suits from the deck and came back inside to find Cyrus hiding in Matt's shower.  He was pretty darn cute with just his little face peeking out.  Poor little guy.  He did a little better in the basement last night with the TV blaring.  He still shook and panted, but he finally just crawled into a corner to curl up and fall into an exhausted sleep...so we all could thankfully sleep.  Well, at least until the next thunderstorm.

Happy Independence Day!

Happy Fourth of July, America! Here are some interesting facts about the good ol' U.S.A. I found on PRLog that I thought would be fun to read...and to help me on Jeopardy.

Each of the colors on the America Flag is said to represent something: White: signifies Purity and Innocence; Red: Hardiness and Valour; Blue: Vigilance, Perseverance and Justice.

The state of Ohio was the birthplace of 8 American presidents, more than any other state.

The state of Louisiana has almost 2,500 islands!

The USA has a number of towns which have an official population of just 1. These are Hibberts Gore, Maine; Ervings, New Hampshire; Lost Springs, Wyoming; and New Amsterdam, Indiana.

The USA is the world's 3rd largest country. Both Russia and Canada are larger though it is a close run race for 3rd between the USA and China. China is bigger if you include some of its disputed territories but is smaller when these are discounted

Although English is the most commonly spoken language used in the U.S. and is the language used in government, the country has no official language.

The world's tallest roller coaster is in New Jersey. At 45 stories, Kingda Ka, at Six Flags Great Adventure in N.J., is the tallest roller coaster in the world, plummeting 456 feet and reaching speeds up to 126 mph. The highest roller coaster recently opened in Colorado at an elevation of nearly 7,000 feet.

The retail price for the iPad would be $1,140 if it were built by American workers instead of Chinese.

The average American spends a third of their overall time online playing games and using social networks.

Each year, around 24,000 Americans are bitten by rats!

According to some estimates, Americans are sitting on $30 billion worth of unredeemed gift cards.

The first U.S. capital was New York City.

Montana has three times as many cows as it does people.

Jimmy Carter was the first U.S. president to have been born in a hospital.

Today, 66 percent of all Americans are considered to be overweight.

If Bill Gates gave every single penny of his fortune to the U.S. government, it would only cover the U.S. budget deficit for about 15 days.

87.5% ($2.8 million) of imported U.S. flags are from China.

The Founding Fathers actually signed the Declaration of Independence on August 2, 1776.

Every 4th of July the Liberty Bell in Philadelphia is tapped (not actually rung) thirteen times in honor of the original thirteen colonies.

Two U.S. presidents died on July 4th – Thomas Jefferson and John Adams.

25 Random Facts About Me

While visiting with family over the weekend, I came to the realization that nobody takes pictures of me...unless I specifically ask them to take a picture of me.  I may be lucky enough to be in one shot, but that's pretty much it.  As a scrapbooker, I know the importance of pictures and storytelling.  So, here's a little list of some random facts about me that I'll put in my scrapbook one day...once I have Keaton's scrapbooks all caught up.  Uh...make that IF I ever have Keaton's scrapbooks all caught up.

This picture of me was snapped at the Grand Canyon by Matt...after I told him to take a picture of me.
I wish my hair would have looked better, though. 
This is what happened to it after riding in the Jeep with the windows down. 
Oh well...it's still better to have a picture with bad hair than no picture at all.

   

1. I'm not afraid of spiders and never kill them.  I always relocate them somewhere outside.  (I'm also not afraid of mice or snakes either.  But earwigs and June bugs freak me out.)
2. I'm totally a mustard person. The spicier, the better. (I dip my fries in it and even put it on my mac and cheese.)
3. I love high heels - the higher the better. (With Matt being 6'6", I can get them pretty darn high!!)
4. I'm very bossy. (It's the oldest child syndrome and I can't help it.)
5. My favorite candy bar is a frozen Snickers. (But, I don't like the Snickers ice cream bars. Yuck.)
6. I LOVE Seinfeld!  My favorite episode is a tie between "The Contest (Master of Your Domain)" and "The Soup Nazi".  (Cyrus is often called "shmoopie".)
7. I never step on manhole covers or grates.  Ever.
8. I love to read and even read while I blow-dry my hair in the morning.
9. I love Mexican food and could eat it every day.  (I'm not a huge fan of Italian food, though.)
10. I'd love to have a pet monkey. But I won't because I know they're wild animals. So, maybe I'll just rescue them and have my own personal monkey island some day.
11. I hate the sight, smell, color, and taste of peas.  (I gagged now just thinking about them.)
12. I'm afraid of heights.
13. I'd have a dozen dogs if Matt would let me (and the allergies would allow it).  But, they'd have to be small dogs...big dogs scare me.  (I've been known to jump on Matt's back if a big dog gets too close.  I even climbed on his shoulders once...Matt's shoulders, not the dog's.)
14. I can't sleep at night unless my closet door is closed.  And my bathroom door.
15. I prefer caramel over chocolate. (Which makes it easier for Matt and Keaton to battle for the last piece of chocolate cake.)
16. I have my clothes arranged in my closet by the order of the color spectrum.  My socks, too.
17. I believe in ghosts, but not Bigfoot. (That's just silly.)
18. I love fountain Coke from McDonald's, but I don't like Coke from a can or bottle. I'm totally a Pepsi person...and not that nasty diet stuff.
19. My toenails are always painted between Easter and Christmas.  Usually in a shade of pink. 
20. I eat leftovers for breakfast...not breakfast food.  (Cold pizza is the best.)
21. I haven't slept an entire night through since I had Keaton.   
22. I love girlie, fruity drinks...especially when they have whipped cream on them and come with an umbrella.  I don't like the smell or taste of beer.  (It wouldn't be too awful if only it didn't taste  or smell like beer.)
23. I hate the smell of crayons.
24. I won't ever go into the ocean any deeper than my waist.  (I may have seen Jaws one time too many.)
25. I have to have the toilet paper dispense OVER the roll and have been known to change it at other people's houses.

South Haven

Most of Matt's people stayed at a beach house in South Haven last week.  We headed over for a visit on Friday night.  It was nice to see the tanned people and visit for a bit.  A handful of us headed down to the beach and some more adventurous ones went for a boat ride on Matt's brother's boat.  After a few hours, it was time to head over to Clementine's...a landmark restaurant.  They have the best onion rings and Keaton declared it his new favorite restaurant (after his yummy steak with seafood on top). 

Beautiful Lake Michigan

Matt found a rock with an 'A' on it...or it could be a little android guy.

The stairs to get back up to the beach house. 
Climbing all these (without stopping to rest) allowed me to have a strawberry daiquiri at dinner!

Rude & Inconsiderate People Rage

I think I have a serious case of road rage.  Well...I'm not sure it's exactly road rage.  I don't drive like a maniac and try to beat people to my destination.  I don't change lanes excessively.  I don't lay on my horn if someone cuts me off or doesn't floor it when the light turns green.  What I have is more like rude, inconsiderate people rage.  I don't like rude and inconsiderate people.  I have no patience for them.  None at all.  I can get pretty creative with the names I call them.  All I ask is that people are kind and considerate.  It's the simple things that make a huge difference and could possibly stop me from wanting to shake some sense into you and/or denting your vehicle (not enough to hurt, just enough to scare).  Here are a few simple rules to follow when I'm out on the road:

1. Use your turn signal.
2. Do not drive in the passing lane.  Pass and then get back over in the right lane. 
3. Do not pull out in front of me and then turn...especially when there's absolutely nobody behind me.
4. Turn down your radio in the neighborhood...especially at night.
5. Don't lock/unlock your vehicle with your remote key chain (if it honks) at night...or early in the morning.
6. If your car alarm goes off in the middle of the night for no reason whatsoever and the next night and the next night and the next night, disconnect it.  Seriously.  Or I just may have to come over and disconnect it myself...with a baseball bat. 
7. And my personal favorite:  don't wait until the last possible second to merge when there were signs about the lane closure 5 miles ago...and every single mile since.  

So, I may have a slight rage issue to work on.  In my pink and fluffy world, I just want people to use a little common sense and have a little consideration for others on the road.  So, I either need some therapy or I may just have to get an old junky car and start teaching people a lesson.

Shoo Fly!

Today's handy-dandy household tip is one to keep flies away.  I've received e-mails and have seen stories online about the magical plastic bag filled with water and pennies that repels flies.  I've read the scientific reports and they're inconclusive.  So, I admit, I was skeptical when I finally caved in and decided to try this little trick for myself.  Well, knock-on-wood, it really does seems to work.  I filled a small plastic storage bag with some water and threw in three pennies.  (Some people say to use 1 penny.  Some people say to use 5 pennies.  I chose the middle of the road.)  I then hung each bag near the outside doors and on our umbrella over our patio table.  And, voila, we haven't had any flies in the house or hovering near our food on the patio.  Of course, Matt and Keaton think I'm nuts to have bags of water and pennies hanging outside.  But, instead, I think they should be thanking me for not having to chase any annoying flies away from their food.  Plus, I found a way to use some pennies that Keaton thinks are useless and should be eliminated from the U.S. mint.

Internship

Keaton wasn't able to go on vacation with us because he began his internship a few weeks ago.  Yay!  Uh, make that a paid internship!  YAY!!  He really enjoys working in the scheduling department and hasn't complained once about having to get up early....like 6:30 a.m. early.  He's excited about what he's learning and always has a million questions for Matt.  As a matter of fact, his questions lately are about taxes and mortgages.

I think Matt's happy that Keaton is working nearby so they can sometimes carpool together, work-out at the gym together...and, even better...golf together.  The golf league is happy to add Team Tall Guys to their roster. Last night was Keaton's first time golfing all year...and he beat his dad!

Team Tall Guys will continue their lawn care business over the summer so they can spend even more time together.  I'm beginning to think they may be spending too much time together.  Not only do they look and sound alike, but they also share the same interests, have the same sense of humor, and laugh EXACTLY alike.  Huh huh huh.

Keaton's first day of work. 
Since I wasn't there to record this momentous milestone for his scrapbook,
his girlfriend was sure to take his picture...without me even asking.  Isn't she the best?

Team Tall Guys
That black thing on Keaton's leg is his knee brace...not a sock.
He must have been worried about tan lines...or was sweating so much it just kind of slid down his leg.

22 Years of Wedded Bliss...Most of the Time!

While we were on vacation, we celebrated our wedding anniversary.  22 fun and fabulous years.  Actually, it's 27 years if you also count the time we dated.  Each other.  That's really hard to believe because we really can't be that old.  Well, I don't feel older...thanks, in a large part, to hair color.  Anyway, after being together for so long, we've learned some tips and compromises to having a happy marriage:

1. Always close the toilet seat and lid.  ALWAYS.
2. Eat at least one meal together each day.  It's always nice to have your husband bring something home for dinner once in a while.  It's even better if he also cleans up afterwards.
3. Put a new garbage bag in the garbage can immediately when you take out the garbage. (This is still an ongoing battle in our house...Matt.)
4. Just accept the fact that guys will have ESPN/sports on the TV at all hours of the day and night.  Just expect it...it's got something to do with the hard-wiring of the male brain. Learn to watch Lifetime on another TV.
5. Always kiss each other goodnight.  What happens after that is your own business and this is not that kind of blog.
6. Accept the fact that guys don't clean as well as girls. They try their best, so be sure to be thankful for what they do...and then go over what they cleaned when they're not looking.
7. Listen to the radio station your wife would like to listen to while in the car.  And in the house.  But, the radio in the garage belongs to the husband.
8. Aways compliment your wife and tell her she looks fabulous...even if she's having a really bad hair day.
9. Don't get on your wife's nerves.  (Maybe this one should be at the top of the list.)
10. Accept the fact that men aren't nearly as emotional and/or neurotic as women and don't want to talk about their feelings.  They mean what they say and then move on.  They don't analyze every single word they've said and worry what others will think.  They've already forgotten what they've said and are now thinking about either sex or sports.
11. Have anchovies (and other yucky stuff your spouse doesn't like) on the side, not cooked on the pizza.  Especially mushrooms...unless you're trying to kill your allergic wife.
12. Accept the fact that sometimes your spouse just seems to breathe really loud.  Don't succumb to the urge to smother him with a pillow. 
13. Always smile and tell your wife that dinner was delicious...even if the chicken was a little dry.
14. Bring your wife home flowers once in a while.  Or Snickers.  It may help her resist the urge to smother you with a pillow one day.
15. Learn that there really is a difference between cream, off-white, and eggshell. 
16. The A.I.S. (Ass in Seat) Rule does not apply to your wife.  If she needs an hour...or two...to get ready to go out, then wait patiently.  Your wife may need extra time if her hair won't cooperate, she sneezed while applying mascara and has to start all over again, and/or there's absolutely nothing in her closet to wear.  (Or if everything she puts on just makes her look fat.)  Adjust your departure time accordingly, tell her she looks fabulous (and thin), and never, ever ask her how much longer she'll be.  You can always just watch ESPN while she's getting ready.
17. Say 'I love you' every day. This usually works better if you say it to each other.
18. Embrace your wife's craziness and let her have her Lucy moments. Smile when she sings commercial jingles and puts the dog's name in them. Laugh when she gets stuck in the pool without the steps.
19. Open the door for your wife...especially in flu and cold season.
20. Always remember the little things and celebrate them:  Valentine's Day, your anniversary, and the first time you kissed...just to name a few.  Presents are always a good option. You can never go wrong with jewelry.         
21. Listen to your wife when she's rambling and carrying on about something that totally doesn't interest you in the least. Always sympathize and let her know she's justified in feeling like she does. You don't have to listen to every word she says...just tune in once in a while, nod in agreement, and then go back to analyzing baseball stats in your head.
22. Just accept the fact that your wife is right 99% of the time.  Bow down and concede that fact and you'll be guaranteed a happy marriage...and life.

Corn-on-the-Cob Trick

I found a new trick for a quick and easy way to avoid fighting with de-silking corn on the cob.  It really works!  First, take a couple of ears of corn and leave them in the husk.  Don't do anything to them at all.  Just cook them in the microwave for 8-10 min.  Use oven mitts when removing them from the microwave.  (Trust me, you need the oven mitts.  I found that out the hard way.)  Then, cut off the non-tassled end...all the way through...husk, cob and all.  Invert and slide cob out...free of annoying silks.  Assume the elbows-out position and dig in!

Back to Reality

Coming home from a vacation is both good and bad.  It's good...no, great...to be with Keaton and Cyrus again.  It's bad to have to join the real world again and go back to being responsible adults.  After all the unpacking, laundry, mail-sorting, grocery restocking, cleaning, and picture sorting, it's time to get back to the blog and finish telling the rest of our story.

Let's see...we left off with a visit to Canyonlands National Park in Utah.  Our next stop was in Flagstaff, Arizona.  After the heat and red dust for days, it was so nice to enjoy some cooler temps and TREES!  Yep...they had green trees!  During our drive, we saw lots of bikers (the pedal kind, not the Harley kind) participating in a race.  These bikers ride from California to the east coast in a week...usually riding for 22 hours per day.  CRAZY!  The hills they have to climb are unbelievable and my thighs burned just watching them.

We had to pose for a picture while at the Flagstaff KOA.
Keaton totally would have rolled his eyes at this and I'm sure he's so happy he wasn't with us
because we would have made him pose with us at the three-person sign!

We were up early to beat the other avid picture-takers to the Grand Canyon and arrived before the park officially opened.  (I'm not a patient person and don't like to wait for people to move out of my way so I can take a picture.  I have been known to use my elbows to keep others from encroaching on my prime picture-taking space.)  The Grand Canyon was...what's the right word...grand.  Really, it is gorgeous and really big.  The colors are always changing with the sunlight.

Matt never once told me to take a step back!

While we were in Arizona, we were lucky to have some of my people come up from the Phoenix area and meet us in Sedona for lunch.  It was so great to see them again and visit with them!  After spending the afternoon with them, I can put to rest my theory of possibly being switched at birth.  I definitely am a Marski through and through.  Before we headed back to Flagstaff, Matt found this sign for Keaton.  It's absolutely perfect!  I'm hanging it in his room when we get home. 

We visited the Petrified Forest National Park on our way over to Albuquerque.  It was filled with sparkly logs full of crystals and the Painted Desert was beautiful.  We enjoyed chili burgers at a diner in Albuquerque...hot chili peppers, not the beefy stew-like chili we eat in the winter.  Matt didn't even break out in a sweat...but that was probably because he was all sweated out by that time after being in temps of 100 for days and days. 

Next, we headed over to the Ozarks in Arkansas for the next leg of our journey.  My dad and Sharon met us in Eureka Springs and spent a couple of days with us.  The little town we stayed in was charming with its old Victorian architecture and many natural springs.  It's just funny to see Victorian architecture when I was expecting old guys sitting in rocking chairs on their porches in their bib overalls, whittling wooden teeth.  I have to admit I was a little disappointed not to hear 'Dueling Banjos' even once.  (But, we did see some kind of outdoor wedding/ritual that involved robes and candles.  Seriously.)  The Ozarks were beautiful.

Matt makes fun of me because my hand is always on my hip.

So, it was another great vacation!  We picked up three new states for our RV map...so that makes a total of 39 states we've visited in the RV.  (We're up to 41 without the RV!)  I'm still not a fan of country music, though...and there was a LOT of country music on the radio out west.  We saw a gazillion interesting sites, had many laughs along the way (especially when I had one of my many blond moments) and even dealt with a few mishaps.  Let's see...we had the Jeep overheat while four-wheeling and trying to vertically climb huge rocks in Moab; naughty kids threw something (apples?) off an overpass and had a direct hit to our roof on the RV while on the interstate in IL (luckily, there wasn't any damage); I lost a whole day of fun by catching some stomach bug and spent the day in bed sleeping and/or throwing up;  we couldn't run the air in the Jeep since it would overheat after the Moab adventure, so we sweated off a few pounds (which I wouldn't exactly call a mishap!); we had some bloody noses and dry, peeling skin from lack of moisture out west; and I had a major freak-out in the Rockies.  All in all, nothing serious and this only gives us some extra stories to share. 

It's good to be home, but a little hard to get back in our routine.  I'm looking forward to getting in our pool and just soaking.  We definitely missed the water while out west.  Oh, and Keaton and Cyrus too!

Canyonlands

Canyonlands National Park is HUGE!  You drive and drive and drive for miles and miles and miles to get to an overlook.  There are some trails to hike, but it's just way too hot to hike unless you go first thing in the morning or later in the evening.  We enjoyed driving and looking at the various canyon lookouts...especially seeing the Green River.  (And it really IS green...even if it doesn't look too green in the pictures!)  I'm still not exactly sure how deep the canyon is, though, because there was no way I'd get close enough to the edge to look down.  NO WAY!

hot, Hot, HOT!!!

After roughing it for one day and night, it was time to move to the KOA in Moab and turn on our air conditioning.  With temps reaching nearly 100, we definitely need the cool air!  We got up early to catch the sunrise and do some hiking in the cool of the day.  (Since we're staying on Michigan time, it's pretty darn easy to be up at 5:00 a.m. mountain time!) We pretty much had the trail to Landscape Arch all to ourselves.  After the hike, we did some driving around the park to see...what else...more arches.  There are over 2,000 arches here in Arches National Park.  I don't think we're going to see them all though.  I'm way too hot and I don't have enough memory cards with me for all those pictures.

We had to squeeze through some rocks on our way to check out Sand Dune Arch.

But, the view of Sand Dune Arch was worth the trek through the sand.  I sure do like the sand better in Michigan though...it leads to water!!

Red Dust

Arches National Park is incredible!  There are rock formations of every shape and size and they're spectacular.  After a long trek up into the park, we settled into our campsite amidst the rocks.  With all the rocks and desolation, it was almost like being on the moon.  We survived in my first-ever primitive campground (no water, no electricity, no cable, no wi-fi).  We still had battery power and water for showers, so it was like we almost had a full hook-up...thank goodness!

We did some climbing on the rocks behind us and Matt posed for a picture.  (This isn't as scary as it looks.  He's not allowed to do anything too crazy because I'm not driving us home.)

We've also done some hiking.  This was our hike yesterday to Broken Arch.  It was a little warm and we had some climbing to do, but it was totally worth it!  I've taken hundreds of pictures and we still have 11 more days of vacation!  Whoo-hoo!!

Whew!

Whew...we made it through the Rockies.  It was another stressful day, but no major meltdowns on my part.  I still don't like going through the mountains.  All I can say is thank goodness for tunnels...and alcohol!

After we arrived in Grand Junction, CO we headed over to the Colorado National Monument to take a 23-mile driving tour along the rim of the park.  We saw some awesome canyons and beautiful rock formations. 

Tomorrow we're headed to Utah and Arches National Park for some hiking, biking, and more rock formations.  We're also staying in the park...and it doesn't have electricity.  Yikes!  We'll be roughing it...with a generator.  I'm too girlie and need to use a hair dryer.  After all, I'll be taking lots of pictures and will probably even get in a few of them too.  No electricity also means no wi-fi, so I have a good excuse to miss a few days of blogging.  But, I'm sure I'll have lots of interesting things to share on the next update.  There's no telling what may happen with Matt.  It's always an adventure with him!

Westward Bound in the Bounder!

I know, I know...I've already skipped a day of blogging.  In my defense, yesterday we headed out for our vacation and had a long day of driving to Omaha, NE.  We passed lots of fields of corn and lots of cows.  We passed even more cows today as we drove to Central City, CO (just west of Denver).  We enjoyed some beautiful scenery along the way...especially the Rocky Mountains.  I'm just not a fan of having to DRIVE (well, ride) up and down them.  I'm definitely more of a tunnel kind of girl.  Or better yet, an elevator kind of girl.  I don't like heights.  I don't like crawling up mountains in an RV and towing a vehicle.  I especially don't like coming down the mountain with a steep grade.  I tend to freak out a bit when there are truck run-offs...and there are trucks on them!  Poor Matt had to drive and listen to me carry on about how much I hate the mountains. I think I even carried on a few times (as my life flashed before my eyes) that poor Keaton was going to be an orphan.  I admit I was a big baby, but facing a possible near-death experience is scary.  But, after tackling the switchbacks to get to the campground (which no RV should ever drive on those roads, in my opinion), we made it to a gorgeous campsite that overlooks a valley of a small mining town...with three casinos.  Cha-ching!  The first thing I did after Matt hooked us up to electricity (and the shaking in my knees stopped enough for me to stand upright) was fire up the blender for a very, very, VERY strong pina colada.  (Seriously...I hit the start button within one second after we had power.  It may even have been a half second after we had power.)  The alcohol helped to erase some of the scary, terrifying, stressful, awful mountain ordeal.  But, we'll have to tackle the mountains again tomorrow as we head over to Grand Junction, CO and I'm definitely not looking forward to the drive.  Luckily I saved half of my pitcher of pina coladas for tomorrow night.

The Rocky Mountains...so much better to go through than up and over!

Our view from the campground...and my drink.

 

Our view from the valley of the campground.

We're the motor home second from the right...the one with the big windshield.

If you look hard enough, you can probably see my drink.

Uh Oh!

Have you ever looked at something a million times and then one day, for some strange reason, it seemed to look totally different to you?  Today was one of those days for me.  This is an old t-shirt of Matt's that I've worn a million times.  For some strange reason this morning, when I looked in the mirror, it occurred to me that the hands on the shirt seem to touch me in an inappropriate area.  I don't think I'll be wearing this t-shirt out in public anymore!

Home Sweet Home (for the Summer!)

We're happy to report that we now officially have a college Junior...and he's back home for the summer!  After a full weekend of activities, including a festival and a wedding (and lots of studying in between!), Keaton ended the school year with three exams on Monday...even squeezing in a doctor's appt. for his knee.  (Definitely a Level 2 sprained MCL and four to six weeks of physical therapy.)  Matt and I headed to campus on Monday night with the trailer to pick up some furniture and odds and ends.  I'm not sure how it happens, but it seems like we end up moving out MUCH more from the dorm than we moved in back in the fall.  Keaton chose to stay at school one more night to hang out with his roommates and came home yesterday with the rest of his stuff.    Now to find a place to put everything...

1 Explorer full of college stuff

+ 1 Durango full of college stuff

+ 1 trailer full of college stuff

a LOT of stuff to put away!

The "before" picture of the rug.  (It actually doesn't look as bad as it really was in this picture.) 
I cleaned the rug in all four directions three times.  (That's like cleaning the rug 12 times!) 
Then I had fun doing it all over again on another rug.  I won't show pictures of the dirty water because it's really gross.  Trust me, it's enough to probably give you nightmares.

The "after" picture could definitely be used for a carpet cleaning ad!

 On a side note, we celebrated Keaton's homecoming with a yummy homemade-from-scratch chocolate cake.
(And I have flour and cocoa powder all over the kitchen to prove it!)

Memorial Day Weekend

Matt and I packed up the RV and hit the road to enjoy Pentwater with some friends.  Keaton had planned to go with us, but opted to stay home and babysit Cyrus.  Oh, and to play video games with his friends.  Because that's pretty much all he could do with a leg immobilizer.  I received the gut-wrenching phone call..."Mom, I hurt my knee playing basketball and am going to the hospital."  Luckily, I was wearing makeup and was fully dressed at the time so I wouldn't scare anyone if I had to venture out in public.  After Keaton's initial freak-out that he tore his MCL and/or his ACL, he was diagnosed with a sprained MCL.  No tear.  No damage to his meniscus.  Just a lot of pain and swelling in the knee.  A lot.  He was put in a brace and basically spent the weekend on the couch, sucking down the Motrin (sorry...I meant ibuprofen or Matt won't know what I'm talking about) and slept in our bed so he didn't have to tackle the stairs to his room.  Cyrus was happy to cuddle on the couch between Keaton and his friend...and push Keaton to the edge of the bed every night.

Matt and I had a good weekend.  Matt got to fish while I spent some time on the beach.  Until the birds started to surround me.  When it began to look like a scene from the movie, "The Birds", I called it a day at the beach before I was featured on an episode of "When Animals Attack".

We visited the Big Sable Point Lighthouse in Ludington and the Little Sable Point Lighthouse over near Silver Lake.  We enjoyed some nice walks along the beach...especially trying to outrun the storm coming up on shore.  But, we did stay ahead of the storm...and my hair and makeup were eternally grateful. 



Even though we missed having the boys with us, it's a good thing Cyrus stayed home.  We had rain and storms every night and in the early morning, so poor Cyrus would have freaked out.  (He doesn't do well with storms or rain...or with wind, fog, heat, humidity, and snow.)  We enjoyed some hiking, walks on the beach, sunsets, and just relaxing for an entire weekend.  When we came home, I laughed at the setup Keaton created in the living room for his gaming.  He pretty much just sat on the couch and kept his leg elevated and iced.  He wasn't happy to find out that we stole all the ice, so he improvised with bags of frozen veggies.  But hey, I definitely needed some liquid therapy after his phone call earlier in the week.  And I make fabulous frozen margaritas! 



Sewing Machine

I've been a sewing machine (pun intended) yesterday and this morning.  I bought material with the intention of making me a cover-up for my bathing suit.  (Trust me, this sounds more adventurous than it really was.  There was already elastic in the bust of the material, so all I had to do was basically cut the material and sew straight seams.  Well, TRY to sew straight seams.)  I made my cover-up and had enough extra fabric to make one for my niece so she can be my Mini-Me.  I still had enough material left over to make a third cover-up.  My sisters can fight over it...or bribe me.  (My favorite candy bar is a Snickers.)

While I had the sewing machine out, I decided to tackle the mending pile.  (I have a drawer in the closet that we put anything that needs mending.  I try to get to the pile once a year or so...depending on how quickly the pile grows out of the drawer.)  So, I cut off some of Matt's dress pants that lost the battle with the washer one-too-many times and made them into shorts.  (I'm so not a seamstress.  I can't sew a straight line to save my life.  I figure Matt can just lean a little if the legs aren't quite even.)  Then, I operated on a pair of swim trunks.  The sewn-in cord broke around the waistband, so I had to rip open the seams, remove the cord and re-thread a new cord through the waistband.  (Keaton better thank me profusely for this project because this one definitely pushed me over my patience quota for the day.)  Next, I mended a cardigan, a back pack and five dog toys. 

Life is good.  We now have an empty drawer in the closet and another project crossed off my "to do" list.  See you again next year, sewing machine!

No Shoes

I picked up this little gem of a sign while we were in Pentwater for the Memorial Day weekend.  Our carpet in the living room is cream-colored and still looks brand new after 16 years...all because we don't wear shoes in the house.  Even the dog knows he has to have his paws wiped before he comes into the house after being outside.  He stops at the back and raises his paw, waiting for it to be wiped.  I'm allergic to everything and pretty much get closer every year to living in a bubble.  If I ever do have to live in a bubble, I hope I can find one that's pink and sparkly!

Blogger Girl

I've decided I'm going to do it...I'm going to try to write daily on my blog and become a true blogger girl.  (Note:  the key word is TRY.)  I'm going to try to keep a running record of my life and the life of my guys...and all the crazy stuff that happens.  (And crazy things do happen.)  This will be a nice record of all that stuff life has thrown at us...and some laughs and bumps along our journey.  Plus, this will help us to remember when I scrapbook or when things get start to get fuzzy...and/or will provide documentation for medical and/or court appearances.  (Just kidding.  Sort of.)

First, let me be the first to admit that I am an organizational nut.  Seriously, I'm crazy and probably need medication.  I'm not OCD (yet), but definitely like things neat and tidy.  I also take a lot of pictures of our lives.  As a mother of an only child, you can imagine how many pictures and videos I take of our son.  Well...you probably can't because it's a lot.  And I mean A LOT!  Tons!  Thousands!  Maybe even approaching a million!  Well, maybe not that many, but I do take a lot of pictures and video.  (Let's just say that I've transferred all our home videos to DVDs and we now have over 300.  I told you it was a lot!)  I've been trying to scrapbook each year of our son's life and have about five years completely finished.  I'm trying to keep each year of his life contained to three 12x12 binders.  Yep, three.  Even that's doing a lot of editing.  I've been putting all the duplicate pictures and pictures I don't use (remember the grand ol' days of film?) in a box and it's been driving me crazy for over ten years now because they've just been sitting in boxes.  (Yikes...all jumbled together and not organized.)  I'm not sure how I was even able to sleep at night because this has always been tickling the back of my brain.  It's been on my "to do" list for years and years.  Well, I'm thrilled to say that I've finally sorted them, labeled them and put them away in neatly labeled storage containers.  (My label maker is probably my best friend in the whole wide world.  I even gave her a name...Lola.  I told you I was crazy!)  So, here's the finished project:

TA DA!!  So, this is about five years of duplicate pictures.  (Now do you believe me when I say I take a lot of pictures?)  Why am I saving duplicates?  As a scrapbooker, most of my pictures are glued down in a book and sometimes I need a picture and I don't want to chance ruining the picture itself and/or my layout.  (Plus, I have lots of embarrassing shots of butt cracks at the beach, bad hair days, and goofy faces of my entire family and these may come in handy for blackmailing purposes one day!)  I'm a chronological order kind of girl.  But, as I tried sorting pictures by year (and losing all feeling in the lower half of my body after hours of sitting the floor sorting), I decided to go outside my comfort zone and sort by theme.  This was SO much easier (and my lower extremities were much happier) and I finished in one day.  Yay!  That night, I think I slept the best I've slept in years.  (Well, the best for me, but that will have to be another blog.)

So, another item checked off on my "to do" list.  Now I only have fifteen years of pictures left to scrapbook!  Sigh.  But, any duplicate pictures will be filed accordingly.  Oh boy...I probably really do need medication!